Okay a few weeks back the Onion ran a piece depicting al Qaeda as big fans of the Twilight movies.
And now we learn that the detainees at Gitmo... are big fans of the Twilight movies.
Yes, really.
Creepy.
And no, I am not even the first to connect the two.
By the way, in other onion goodness, you have this dead on parody of the “there ought to be a law” syndrome where every time something bad happens, we make a new set of laws hoping we can prevent it, no matter how ridiculous the effort is.