I think James Taranto has just the right response to the breathless concern that Christine O’Donnell once spoke out against masturbation:
Don Surber ... notes that O'Donnell's victory has driven the left to "lunacy." New York magazine complains that she's "not a big fan of evolution." TalkingPointsMemo.com accuses her of being "anti-masturbation." Seriously, anti-masturbation! These liberals really have a government program for everything. There's nothing they think Americans can do for themselves.
Hey, look I very profoundly disagree with her level of extreme chastity. And I doubt she can actually be that chaste. But, really, what does this have to do with being a Senator?
