Update: Due to a brain f*rt, I accidentally said I asked for "a million dollars" in damages. In fact, I asked for two million, I tried to write that, and somehow it came out wrong. My apologies, and my thanks to Earl Scruggs in the comments for pointing out the error. I have fixed the post appropriately and note that I have made the correction here.
And there is no truth to the rumor that when I wrote it, I lifted my pinky like this:
Always try to have a sense of humor about things, ya'll.