The Brett Kimberlin Saga:

Follow this link to my BLOCKBUSTER STORY of how Brett Kimberlin, a convicted terrorist and perjurer, attempted to frame me for a crime, and then got me arrested for blogging when I exposed that misconduct to the world. That sounds like an incredible claim, but I provide primary documents and video evidence proving that he did this. And if you are moved by this story to provide a little help to myself and other victims of Mr. Kimberlin’s intimidation, such as Robert Stacy McCain, you can donate at the PayPal buttons on the right. And I thank everyone who has done so, and will do so.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

The Scene That MUST be in a Justice League Movie...

Update: So now we are getting a Jawalanche!  But they entitled the post, Ministry of Boobies: Marvel Edition.

Marvel edition?!?!?!?!?  Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is a DC character.  Shame!  Shame!  They are hereby losing their nerd card!

Still the post did make me laugh, so there is that.

The original post shall resume as before. 


So, dear reader, this will be a frivolous post, because we can’t always make things deep or serious or whatever.

I am going to introduce you to the luckiest superhero in the entire D.C. or Marvel universe.  Who would that be?  Superman, born to be nearly invincible?  Or Wonder Woman, or Martian Manhunter, who is also nearly invincible?  Or Aquaman, who...  is kind of useless...?

Nay, dear reader, it is The Atom (pictured right)...

...who has the ability to shrink.  According to this Wikipedia page, when shrunken down he retains the strength of a full sized human being and can scramble his molecules to make him extra strong, invisible or any number of cool things.  On the other hand in Justice League Unlimited, he just appears to have the ability to shrink down.

Justice League Unlimited, of course, was where the run that had been going since Batman: The Animated Series finally jumped the shark.  Previously, Batman: The Animated Series had actually won Emmys for the quality of its work and then Superman: The Animated Series came out, which was still good.  And then a Justice League show.  Unlike the recent and very excellent The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, which typically wrapped each episode up in half an hour, but also featured elements of a continuing storyline for its entire two year run to add depth, the Justice League made things deeper by making each episode a multi-part affair that would wrap up in typically three or four episodes and further you got to know a very small cast of characters pretty well.

And then Justice League Unlimited came out, with a cast of seemingly every DC superhero and storylines like when the characters were all turned into children.  Including Batman.  You know, because that wouldn’t wreck his coolness or anything like that.  And each episode was only half an hour, standing alone, with almost no continuity, so really there was no time for anything but the simplest plots.  So the show wasn’t very good...

...except for having in it the most awesome scene in any superhero show, movie or comic, ever.  It came in the episode entitled Dark Heart (season 1, episode 10, just after the fifteen minute mark for reference purposes).  The story was about how an alien super weapon landed on Earth which would consume the entire planet and every person on it, if left unchecked.  So Ray Palmer, a.k.a. the Atom, needed to get to the “dark heart” of this super weapon in shrunken form to destroy it.  And standing in his way is a swarm of robotic monsters of various kinds.

So Wonder Woman volunteers to carry him, holding him in her fist as he warns her not to close her hand completely, because it would crush him.  So were we about to be treated to seeing Wonder Woman beat her way through hundreds of robots one-handed while Superman was having trouble with two hands and his heat vision, cementing her awesomeness forever?  No, we were treated to something even greater, dear reader and I did my best to screencap the key moments on my phone.

You see Wonder Woman decides that she can’t do it with only one hand.  She needs both hands...

And so this happens (with apologies for showing the Netflix controls):

Um, yes, Wonder Woman finds a handy place to put Professor Palmer, one that most men, or less-endowed women, would be unable to utilize.  There are no jokes or even comments about it in the scene.  She doesn’t say, “don’t you dare tell anyone” or anything else.  She just gives him a ride, in her cleavage, as she kicks robot butt and The Atom presumably starts to cry as his lifelong dream comes true.

And no, I am not the first person to notice:

So we salute you, Ray Palmer, the luckiest superhero in the multiverse.

And yes, if they make a Justice League movie, they must include a scene like this.  They will easily make a trillion dollars if they do.



I have accused some people, particularly Brett Kimberlin, of reprehensible conduct.  In some cases, the conduct is even criminal.  In all cases, the only justice I want is through the appropriate legal process—such as the criminal justice system.  I do not want to see vigilante violence against any person or any threat of such violence.  This kind of conduct is not only morally wrong, but it is counter-productive.

In the particular case of Brett Kimberlin, I do not want you to even contact him.  Do not call him.  Do not write him a letter.  Do not write him an email.  Do not text-message him.  Do not engage in any kind of directed communication.  I say this in part because under Maryland law, that can quickly become harassment and I don’t want that to happen to him.

And for that matter, don’t go on his property.  Don’t sneak around and try to photograph him.  Frankly try not to even be within his field of vision.  Your behavior could quickly cross the line into harassment in that way too (not to mention trespass and other concerns).

And do not contact his organizations, either.  And most of all, leave his family alone.

The only exception to all that is that if you are reporting on this, there is of course nothing wrong with contacting him for things like his official response to any stories you might report.  And even then if he tells you to stop contacting him, obey that request.  That this is a key element in making out a harassment claim under Maryland law—that a person asks you to stop and you refuse.

And let me say something else.  In my heart of hearts, I don’t believe that any person supporting me has done any of the above.  But if any of you have, stop it, and if you haven’t don’t start.

1 comment:

  1. Sorry, I have to disagree with you 100%. The luckiest superhero in undoubtedly Bouncing Boy, from DC's Legion of Super Heroes.

    Sure, he was just a chubby kid who got the power to grow really fat and bounce around, but his power isn't what made him lucky. It was the fact that he married Triplicate Girl. Guilt-free foursomes (alas, only threeways once Triplicate Girl became Duo Damsel) while adhering to the traditional monogamy of marriage.