This is the latest post in what I
half-jokingly call The Kimberlin Saga®. If you are new to the story, that’s okay! Not
everyone reads my blog. The short
version is that convicted terrorist Brett Kimberlin has been harassing me for
over three years, his worst conduct being when he attempted to frame me for a
crime. I recognize that this might sound
like an incredible claim, but I provide video and documentary evidence of that
fact; in other words, you don’t have to believe my word. You only have to believe your eyes. Indeed, he sued me for saying this and lost
on the issue of truth. And more recently
when his wife came to us claiming that this convicted terrorist had threatened
her harm, we tried to help her leave him, and for that, he sued myself, John
Hoge, Robert Stacy McCain and Ali Akbar for helping his wife and he is suing
Hoge, McCain, Akbar, DB Capital Strategies, Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck,
Patrick “Patterico” Frey, Mandy Nagy, Lee Stranahan, Erick Erickson,
Breitbart.com, the Blaze, Mercury Radio Arts, Red State, the National Bloggers
Club, and others alleging that we are
all in organized crime for reporting factually about the spate of SWATtings
committed against myself, Frey and Erickson.
So, if you are new to the story, go to this page and you’ll be able to catch up on what has
been happening.
So this
morning I wake up to find this idiocy in my email inbox:
To:
Aaron Worthing
From:
LordofSatire
Date:
Sun, May 31, 2015 at 9:15 AM
Subject:
Might I ask a favor?
My
wife is on her way to the hospital in an ambulance right now. Might you pass
the word among your friends that a moratorium might be called for out of
respect for human life? They can pick up where they left off when she dies.
Thank
you.
Bill
Schmalfeldt
Yes, the chutzpah
of him. First, I had warned him
repeatedly that any contact was harassment and Judge Jones told him to really,
really stop it. But he can’t help
himself. So I wrote this in response,
with the curse words censored out:
Bill,
You
have some f--king nerve, asking for human compassion from me.
I
have been nothing but honorable toward everyone, especially your family and
Brett’s. And you have never treated us
the same. Attacking wives are off
limits? Yes, they are, but when the f--k have you ever honored that
principle? You participated in the
stalking of my wife. You have made
racist comments about her. You tried to
put Mrs. Stranahan in fear that she would be raped. You attacked her for suffering the mindf--k
of gaining one child and losing another in the same day. And we all know you are responsible for the
vile comments directed at John’s wife.
And you publicly insinuated that John broke her back when he first
mentioned her situation. When in your
years of dealing with me and my friends have you ever said, “sure, I disagree
with him, but that is over the line?”
Never. In three years of dealing
with you I have seen you be inhuman toward me, my family, my friends and their
families. What would you be doing if the
shoe was on the other foot? You would be
making fun of me, or accusing me of causing my wife’s difficulty. Just like you are now, with John.
You
will claim again you are a Christian, but when have you followed the maxim “do
onto others as you would have done to yourself”? You are literally asking me to show a decency
toward you that you have never extended to me or my friends.
Unlike
you, I am a good Christian. I have never
done you wrong, and I tried to keep the families of the people criminally
tormenting me from being harmed. But not
because you asked, or because I feel one ounce of compassion toward you. And certainly not because I think you would
do the same, because I would be lying to both of us if I said you would. I do it because I am a better person than
you. As they said in the movie Rob Roy,
“honor is a man’s gift to himself.”
After years of your vile behavior toward me, I have never sunk to your
level. I have my honor, but you can’t
say the same.
As
for anyone else, I don’t control them. I
know that you rationalize your evil by pretending we act like you, but we don’t
coordinate. They are free agents and I
don’t know or care what they do or say next.
But here’s some free advice. If
you don’t like what people say about you online, stop obsessively seeking it
out. Stop reading John’s website, and
certainly stop obsessing over every f--king comment. You know, like Judge Jones told you to. But you never listen to good advice, do you?
Oh,
and if you don’t like what I am saying now, maybe you shouldn’t have written
such a f--king hypocritical request.
Maybe you should have started with a f--king apology for how you have
treated us, first. Maybe you should have
written “I am sorry for making racist comments about your wife, participating
in her stalking, trying to put Mrs. Stranahan in fear of being raped and
attacking her for losing a child. I know
I don’t deserve this, but…?” But
contrition would first require you to have enough self-awareness to realize
what an evil person you have become.
And
on the off chance you suddenly gain some self-awareness and decide to repent
your past sins, this is how you do it: confess.
Go to my lawyer (Ostronic), and confess to everything you know about
Brett Kimberlin’s conduct over the last few years. Turn over all the emails, all the
communications. I promise, I will ask
for leniency from the prosecutors.
Confession is good for the soul, as they say.
Finally,
I have told you over and over again not to contact me again. I will not warn you again, because you
already know you aren’t supposed to. You
have already been warned and you know this electronic harassment in violation
of Maryland law. You think you can get
away with this, because you are asking for something nice, even after Judge
Jones gave you your sole freebie. I will
simply say that I am going to watch John’s appeal in Howard County eagerly, and
if he gets a peace order, I will seek one, too for this email and any further
responses. And then when you break it
(and you know you will), we’ll see what Virginia authorities think of you
violating it.
And
do not take my chewing you out for your rank hypocrisy as an invitation to
write back. You write back, this will be
exhibit B if I seek that peace order.
Exhibit A is the first email you wrote.
Aaron
Now he is whining
that this is extortion (safe link). Only an idiot would
think that this is extortion. First, a
request for a person to repent is not extortion. You see, extortion has to be a “do this or
else” proposition and the “or else” has to be something wrongful. And potential divine punishment in the next
life doesn’t count.
But what he
seems to be trying to claim is that I am threatening to file a peace order if
he does not. Except I am not saying
that. I am saying no matter what he does, I will seek one and the only
thing it is contingent on is whether John is successful in Howard County. That’s not a conditional threat, it’s an
unconditional promise, and there is nothing Schmalfeldt can do to convince me
not to seek it.
But even if it
was, what am I threatening? A
lawsuit. And a threat of a lawsuit, or
the threat to continue one is never extortion.
How do I know this? Well, you can
cite a case Schmalfeldt might have heard of, called Kimberlin
v. National Bloggers Club, which said:
A
number of circuits have held that the mere act of filing a lawsuit and
demanding a settlement agreement, however baseless the lawsuit or settlement
demand may be, does not qualify as "extortion" under § 1951. See
e.g., Raney v. Allstate Ins. Co., 370
F.3d 1086, 1088 (11th Cir. 2004) (holding that the filing of baseless
litigation cannot constitute § 1951 extortion); Deck v. Engineered Laminates, 349 F.3d 1253, 1258 (10th Cir. 2003)
("recogniz[ing] that litigation can induce fear in a defendant" but
electing to "join a multitude of other courts in holding that meritless
litigation is not extortion under § 1951"); United States v. Pendergraft, 297 F. 3d 1198, 1208 (11th Cir. 2002)
(holding threats to sue a public entity cannot constitute § 1951 extortion,
even where supported by false testimony and fabricated evidence); I.S. Joseph Co. v. J. Lauritzen A/S, 751
F.2d 265, 267 (8th Cir. 1984) (holding threats of groundless litigation cannot
constitute extortion under § 1951). Kimberlin has therefore failed to plead the
predicate act of extortion and/or attempted extortion.
So even if it
was a threat to file a peace order if he didn’t comply (and it wasn’t), it
wouldn’t be illegal, even if it was frivolous (and it was not). A threat to file a civil suit is simply not
extortion.
And in
response to all of this, Schmalfeldt then threatens to release my home address
and phone number to anyone who asks for it.
He claims to only want to give it to people who won’t hurt me, but if he
really was concerned about my safety, he wouldn’t give it out at all. After all, he already gave out my email
address, and anything they have to say, they can say through that medium. Seriously, who doesn’t have email these days?
By the way,
that whole post would be Exhibit C, if you are counting. That ain’t electronic harassment (because
that has a very specific legal definition), but it is ordinary harassment.
And of course
any danger he creates is not just against me, but against my wife as well. Which kind of circles back to the very hypocrisy
I chewed him out for in the first place.
He wants us to leave his wife alone, while he puts our wives in danger. And this isn’t the first time he has done
this. In short, he has proven my point.
As I said in
the email, I have left his wife alone not because I expect him to do the same,
but because it is the right thing to do.
And he has put my wife in danger, again, because he will literally do anything
to harm me or my family. So... he sure
showed me I should have been nicer to him and that he is not at all a sociopath
and a hypocrite.
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Sidebar: By the way, I wonder how
Schmalfeldt spent his Memorial Day weekend?
Did he go over to Brett’s house, share some burgers and brew? Did he spend a national holiday dedicated to
those in our military who gave their lives for this country, with a man whotried to take their lives?
Inquiring
minds and all that.
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My wife and I
have lost our jobs due to the harassment of convicted terrorist (and
adjudicated pedophile) Brett Kimberlin, including an attempt to get us killed
and to frame me for a crime carrying a sentence of up to ten years. I know that claim sounds fantastic, but if you
read starting here,
you will see absolute proof of these claims using documentary and video
evidence. If you would like to help in
the fight to hold Mr. Kimberlin accountable, please hit the donation link on
the right. And thank you.
Follow me at
Twitter @aaronworthing, mostly for
snark and site updates. And you can
purchase my book (or borrow it for free if you have Amazon Prime), Archangel: A
Novel of Alternate, Recent History here.
And you can read a little more about my
novel, here.
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Disclaimer:
I have accused
some people, particularly Brett Kimberlin, of reprehensible conduct. In some cases, the conduct is even
criminal. In all cases, the only justice
I want is through the appropriate legal process—such as the criminal justice
system. I do not want to see vigilante
violence against any person or any threat of such violence. This kind of conduct is not only morally
wrong, but it is counter-productive.
In the
particular case of Brett Kimberlin, I do not want you to even contact him. Do not call him. Do not write him a letter. Do not write him an email. Do not text-message him. Do not engage in any kind of directed
communication. I say this in part
because under Maryland law, that can quickly become harassment and I don’t want
that to happen to him.
And for that
matter, don’t go on his property. Don’t
sneak around and try to photograph him.
Frankly try not to even be within his field of vision. Your behavior could quickly cross the line
into harassment in that way too (not to mention trespass and other concerns).
And do not
contact his organizations, either. And
most of all, leave his family alone.
The only
exception to all that is that if you are reporting on this, there is of course
nothing wrong with contacting him for things like his official response to any stories
you might report. And even then if he
tells you to stop contacting him, obey that request. That this is a key element in making out a
harassment claim under Maryland law—that a person asks you to stop and you
refuse.
And let me say
something else. In my heart of hearts, I
don’t believe that any person supporting me has done any of the above. But if any of you have, stop it, and if you
haven’t don’t start.
This purported man is so evil and sick-minded, his very soul reeks ...
ReplyDeleteAt this point of time, I think it is apparent BS has no soul.
DeleteDamn Aaron. It just never seems to cease. He's simply trying to move to a new victim, since he has pretty much played out all he can against John Hoge. You will have my continued prayers as you go through this. Take care, and thank you for keeping your honor intact while you deal with the evil that is team Kimberlin.
ReplyDeleteHis wife is on the way to the hospital in an ambulance and he takes the time to send you an e-mail message asking for a moratorium? I call BS (as in bovine feces).
ReplyDeleteThis guy truly has no ability to see past the end of his nose.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm being overly cynical, but given his behavior and his chosen ID of "Lord of Satire," what are the chances that this is just some sick joke on his part?
ReplyDeleteI'd be displeased if my husband was bothering with this garbage while I was ailing. Of course, my guy would never do this. He loves me and wouldn't be giving Aaron an iota of thought.
ReplyDeleteI know it felt good to write and send that message back to the Banana Slug but I think it was a mistake. You rose to his lure and struck back so now he can claim to be the innocent victim and recruit others to attack the bully (you).
ReplyDeleteBetter to reply with "No, and do not contact me again" but better yet to simply include the messages as Exhibit B-infinity with your peace order. Never respond to him again outside of the legal system.
The one thing the Banana Slug cannot stand is to be ignored, any attention or response is better than sitting alone in the howling wilderness he has created around him so he reaches out expecting to be slapped.
I don't think anyone reading my email to him thinks he is an innocent victim. In fact, i think he did himself significant damage by publishing it.
DeleteSo, i respectfully disagree.