How to Date a Lawyer, supposedly, and how is this thing stupid? Well, not the least because it is also sexist, clearly written for women. Don’t be fooled by the gender neutrality early on. Later it is clear that they think only women would be interested in this kind of gold digging.
By the way, here is a tip. If you are not a lawyer, don’t act like you think that a lawyer acts. And keep it short on the lawyer jokes. At best we might have a sense of humor about it. At worst, we might be offended. Why not avoid the minefield and talk about something else.