This is the latest post in what I
half-jokingly call The Kimberlin Saga®. If you are new to the story, that’s okay! Not
everyone reads my blog. The short
version is that convicted terrorist Brett Kimberlin has been harassing me for
over three years, his worst conduct being when he attempted to frame me for a
crime. I recognize that this might sound
like an incredible claim, but I provide video and documentary evidence of that
fact; in other words, you don’t have to believe my word. You only have to believe your eyes. Indeed, he sued me for saying this and lost
on the issue of truth. And more recently
when his wife came to us claiming that this convicted terrorist had threatened
her harm, we tried to help her leave him, and for that, he sued myself, John
Hoge, Robert Stacy McCain and Ali Akbar for helping his wife and he is suing
Hoge, McCain, Akbar, DB Capital Strategies, Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck,
Patrick “Patterico” Frey, Mandy Nagy, Lee Stranahan, Erick Erickson,
Breitbart.com, the Blaze, Mercury Radio Arts, Red State, the National Bloggers
Club, and others alleging that we are
all in organized crime for reporting factually about the spate of SWATtings
committed against myself, Frey and Erickson.
So, if you are new to the story, go to this page and you’ll be able to catch up on what has
been happening.
Update: I respond to some of the dumb claims put out by Schmalfeldt,
below.
In it he claimed that these men had harassed
him (which is not a tort), had defamed him and put him in a false light,
maliciously prosecuted, conspired (also not a tort), tortious interfered with
his business, and committed intentional infliction of emotional distress
against him. You can read the complaint,
such as it is, here. John filed two motions to dismiss. First he moved to dismiss for failure to
state a claim, which you can read here. And Schmalfeldt opposed that, which you can
read, here. I recommend you read it just to marvel at just
how often Schmalfeldt shoots himself in the foot. It will be important as you read this
post. And John’s reply on that issue can
be read, here. That is one motion to dismiss. The other motion to dismiss is for
venue. His motion can be read, here, and his reply
can be read here. Schmalfeldt opposed, but it didn’t have much
of anything there. You can hunt around
John’s Scribd account to find it if you really want to read it, here. And incidentally, Schmalfeldt handed in a
stunningly idiotic reply to John’s reply, and motion to strike, which you can
read here.
That sounds like a lot of homework to
read before you read a post. I will try
to write this so that you don’t actually have to read all of that to understand
what happened today, but if you do read those other documents, you will have a
richer experience. It’s like the
difference between a fanboy watching, say, Man
of Steel, and spotting all the “easter eggs” hidden in a movie versus a
person who is a more casual fan who enjoys it or not on its own. You don’t have to notice that Superman and General
Zod were fighting near a WayneTech satellite, or that one threw a Luthercorp
truck at the other to enjoy the movie, but the fanboy would squeal at both
details. You’ll get a deeper
understanding if you do the homework, but I will try to make you “get it”
either way.
So I had briefly stepped out to get a
snack during a divorce case, assuming I had time to do so. I barely did, because John’s case had been
called by the time I got back. The
parties were sitting silent at their tables, while presiding Judge Mary Kramer
read over papers. That went on for at
least two minutes, suggesting that the judge was getting up to speed on the
file right then and there.
As an aside, Brett Kimberlin didn’t
show up, but the unnamed man we have come to refer to as his “muscle” did. Interesting fact, too. The muscle has enough basic human compassion
to help Schmalfeldt open doors and the like.
On the other hand, whenever I see Brett around Schmalfeldt, he is usually
walking far out front and not lifting a finger to help him. And John and I steer clear of him so as to
avoid trouble. I mean God help us if we
try to aid him and he falls down in the process: he will probably file false
charges of assault. I will help even my
worst enemies, unless I think it will cause me harm.
When the judge was done reading, she
asked John to present his case. She noticeably
said toward the beginning something to the effect of “let me hear you on your
motions.” And while the wording might be
off on what she said, the key is that she mentioned motions, plural, meaning two motions, suggesting she wanted to hear him
on venue, too.
Still, John started off focusing
entirely on the failure to state a claim, because that would permanently end
this case against him. By comparison,
telling Schmalfeldt he is in the wrong court would invite him to go to the
right court—although we will see that won’t be easy in each case.
So John went through his motion to
dismiss, hitting the high points. He
first pointed out that harassment is not a tort. Then he talked about defamation and false
light, talking about how there were no damages alleged. For instance, in Schmalfeldt repeatedly says
something to the effect of “Who can say how many [CD’s and MP3’s] Plaintiff
would have sold if his reputation had not been needlessly and malicious
trashed?” over and over again. So he
admitted he has no idea how much he was damaged in that respect.
That is game over for a false light
claim, but Maryland law also recognizes what is called “defamation per se.” That allows for a presumption of damages in
defamation case (subject to a few restrictions I am not getting into), but only
if you show what is known as “constitutional malice.” Which Schmalfeldt didn’t allege and then
undermined himself.
Let me give you an example. Schmalfeldt photoshopped John’s face into a
porno picture. Sorry to get a little
gross, but you have to understand what the exhibit looks like, and I am not
publishing it, so I will dance around the dirty words.The original picture
showed what appeared to be a young woman (or a man in a dress), kneeling in the
middle of a group of naked men (whose faces are out of the picture), with her
face at waist-level, and she looks like she is literally about to pleasure all
of these men at once. And Schmalfeldt
put John’s face, by photosphop (or a similar program), over the woman’s. I will leave the rest to your imagination, as
that I am trying to limit how disgusting it is, but hopefully you get the idea.
It was such a bad picture, John was
constrained to submit a redacted version when he attached it to a motion, to
respect the decorum of the court. Schmalfeldt
claimed that it was defamation for John to claim that the picture was obscene,
because—I kid you not—because it did not depict any penetration and he believed
John was over 18 in the picture (John maintains he was not, and you would tend
to think he would know this better than Schmalfeldt). It is not altogether clear that the depiction
would have to meet the legal standard for criminal obscenity in order for John
to be allowed to truthfully call it obscenity, but even if it did, it seems to
have passed the test. As the Supreme
Court said in Miller
v. California:
The basic guidelines for the trier of
fact must be: (a) whether "the average person, applying contemporary
community standards" would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals
to the prurient interest...; (b) whether the work depicts or describes, in a
patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by the applicable
state law; and (c) whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary,
artistic, political, or scientific value.
So is John’s opinion that it is
obscene reasonable? I say yes. But, more importantly, so does Schmalfeldt. He
actually wrote, I kid you not, “[a]nd if Mr. Hoge wishes to apply 1973 and 1974
standards to ‘obsenity,’ well that’s his right.” If it’s his right it’s his, you know, right, and therefore an opinion that
cannot give rise to a claim for defamation.
(He also claimed that this was no
worse than what you would see in professional wrestling, which is one of those
times you wonder what planet he is living on. There is no full frontal nudity in wrestling.)
So with that in background, John said
to the judge, paraphrase, “he has told me that I am entitled to my opinion, so
it is protected by the First Amendment.
And I would submit my opinion is not unreasonable. I submitted a redacted version of the image
to the court, but I have the unredacted version and I don’t know if you want to
submit it under seal or...”
“I got the gist,” she said, visibly
repulsed.
“I’d rather not show it.” John replied.
“Thank you,” she said, relieved. I think at this point, John really had the
judge on his side. She was nodding as he spoke, writing notes constantly and,
here, they were really simpatico. He
didn’t want to show her and she didn’t want to see it, and she got the
point. Hey, here’s a pro-tip: if the
image is so repulsive a judge—who sees
all kind of disturbing real-life crap on a regular basis—doesn’t want to see
it, you aren’t going to convince her that is defamation to call it obscene.
Seriously, I had not seen such a loser of an argument before a judge
since Brett Kimberlin had to admit he was a bomber when arguing to Judge
Johnson that it was defamation to call him a terrorist.
John also covered how Schmalfeldt had
claimed that statements in a peace order petition were defamatory, pointing out
the complete privilege that applies to such statements. And then he points out in relation to the
claim that John defamed Schmalfeldt by saying that Schmalfeldt filed bogus DMCA
takedown notices, that Schmalfeldt wrote in his Complaint that “[t]his is a provable
lie based on a mistake by WordPress...”
That’s in paragraph 52, for those following along at home, and the
upshot is that he’s torpedoing any claim that there was malice involved. It is rarely malice to believe someone
else. There were other examples, but it
gave John a chance to convince the judge that this is a dumb case, on the
merits.
As for malicious prosecution, John had
a few points to make. First, most of
that was disposed of in a prior suit, which means that he can’t bring it up
again. That is under a doctrine called
res judicata, but it amounts to the idea that you get one chance to sue a
person and you need to bring all your claims that you could have brought at
that time. Next he claimed that John
engaged in malicious prosecution in regards to his most recent peace order. The problem is John won, which precludes the
claim. Finally, as for the criminal case
Schmalfeldt
just won, John made the point that Schmalfeldt admitted he contacted him at
the time there was a no contact order, which means there was obviously probable
cause. Of course the judge found him “not
guilty” but there is a wide gulf between “probable cause” and “proof beyond a
reasonable doubt.” The lack of the
latter doesn’t prove a lack of the former.
Next, he pointed out that civil
conspiracy is not a tort (it’s a way to spread around liability), and
Schmalfeldt didn’t allege any of the elements of that.
And finally he had two causes of
action—tortious interference and intentional infliction of emotional distress—that
required him to allege separately tortious conduct. So, because he screwed up all those other
torts, they failed for that reason (and he had other problems, too).
So about then John was ready to sit
down, or did sit down, when the judge specifically asked him to talk about venue,
saying it was the first hurdle. John
told me later he thought the judge at that point had decided the case was a loser
and wanted an easy way to knock it out.
I pointed out that most judges are inclined to figure out if they are in
the right court, first. Yes, judges can
use it as an easy way to kick a case, but these rules independently mean
something.
So it is worth taking a moment to
explain the basic idea behind John’s argument.
Jurisdiction is literally the power to decide a case. And one issue, is whether a court has the
right to essentially regulate your life.
For instance, China has no jurisdiction over me, period.
Now, in John’s case, the courts of
Maryland have a right to hear cases involving him, given that he lives and
works there, and the alleged defamation was written and published there.
But Schmalfeldt can’t say that about
Eric Johnson or the John Doe defendants.
In Johnson’s case, as I understand it he lives and works in Tennessee. Meanwhile, for the John Does, he doesn’t know
where they are, and he has to show jurisdiction is proper. Therefore, John essentially moved for them to
be dismissed for lack of jurisdiction. This
is because under Maryland law, the defamation occurs where it is written and
that is where the case must be heard, John even citing a case where a man wrote
an allegedly defamatory letter in Georgia and mailed it to Maryland, and the
court in that case finding that Maryland had no jurisdiction over that
complaint.
Now, why was John asking for those
other defendants to be dismissed?
Because then that would make him the only defendant, and that gets into
another issue, which sounds similar to jurisdiction: venue. The basic idea in venue is that given that
John can be tried in Maryland, where in
Maryland can he be tried? And this
is complicated, but here’s the bottom line: there is a different set of rules applying
to a single defendant, versus when there are multiple defendants when
determining the appropriate venue. And if
John is the only defendant, Carroll County is it.
So that was John’s presentation. Although the hearing was set for an hour, John
was done in around fifteen minutes.
Then Schmalfeldt got his turn. Schmalfeldt started off by saying something
pretty close to this. “I think of all the places I want to be, this is not one
of them.” He goes on to say that because
he believes his wife is at death’s door, and “I should be in a hospital.”
Which would be a lot more sympathetic if he hadn’t sued John in the first place. Seriously, if Bill Schmalfeldt doesn’t want
to waste the last hours of his wife’s life in court, maybe he should stop suing
people. Novel thought, I know. I have no doubt that the judge felt bad for
him that his wife was dying, but felt no sympathy for his complaint that it was
unfair he had to defend a case he filed.
He held the “key” to his proverbial “chains” in his hand.
He also early on asked for an
opportunity to amend the complaint if it is insufficient. And then he goes on about some claim that
Eric Johnson was refusing to be served, allegedly. Which even if true (which I reason to doubt)
has nothing to do with that. The
question is whether the state of Maryland can tell Johnson what to write when
sitting on his computer over in Tennessee, and they don’t have that right.
He went on to try to defend why he made a contact with John after he
had an order from the court that he make no contact. Which doesn’t change the fact that he did
what the court forbade. And he kept
alleging things and the judge had to correct him. “We are in a motion to dismiss, I don’t want to
hear the whole case,” she said at one point.
At another point she refused to take in evidence he was offering,
pointing out that this was not an evidentiary hearing. And when he went on and on about Brett’s
latest bogus charges against John and I, and she said, “I don’t need to know
about that.”
And in the midst of all that, he asked
again to amend the complaint and threatened to sue me, for the email I wrote here. In an attempt to garnish the judge’s sympathy
he quoted this passage from the email:
And
on the off chance you suddenly gain some self-awareness and decide to repent
your past sins, this is how you do it: confess.
Go to my lawyer (Ostronic), and confess to everything you know about
Brett Kimberlin’s conduct over the last few years. Turn over all the emails, all the
communications. I promise, I will ask
for leniency from the prosecutors.
Confession is good for the soul, as they say.
So he read that off, I believe
word-for-word, expecting the judge to be scandalized, but judging by her body
language she had no idea why he was even reading it to her. Literally the passage read like James 5:16 “confess
your sins to one another and pray for one another that you may be healed,” combined
with John 8:11, “go, and sin no more” and he thinks this is cause to sue me. You can’t say to a court that “there is no
cause of action for butthurt” (it is too unprofessional), but the courts know
you need more than bruised feelings to have a case.
Anyway, after that strangeness, he
fell back on the fact he was a pro se, hoping for “leniency,” which isn’t even
the right word. In any case, John and I
both concluded from her body language that she was looking for Schmalfeldt to
say something, anything, to explain
why this court had jurisdiction and venue over all defendants and I can’t
imagine what in his scattered bits would suffice.
There is approximately one kernel for every dollar Dan Backer and his firm are seeking from Brett... |
With that, the hearing ended, Judge Kramer
saying we would hear from her later, which we haven’t yet. My guess is that she is going to go over John’s
briefing and the cases he cited. Maybe I
am biased, but I think John did a good job.
You could see some “nerves” at play, but I think the judge was actually
impressed. He was citing case law,
statutes, and so on, and probably sounded little different from an actual
lawyer. I think the judge left believing
John was probably right and planning to “look under the hood” of his arguments
to make sure. And based on that, I feel
fairly confident that the judge will rule in John’s favor based on venue. I think the law is exceedingly clearly on
John’s side and my “tea leaf” reading suggests that Judge Kramer got it.
So that was that. On a completely unrelated note, as I was
finishing this post, we got another filing in the Fourth Circuit Appeal of
another case Brett Kimberlin (mostly) lost.
Over at Hogewash,
they have the filings, and... you might need some popcorn.
Update:
Schmalfeldt was eager to put his own spin on events, where he pretended that
the learned presentation of William Hoge was bumbling and so on. A few points:
First,
Schmalfeldt claims that the communications decency act isn’t going to help
John. Specifically we are talking about
47 U.S.C. §230, which you can read for yourself, here.
It says specifically that:
No provider or user of an interactive
computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any
information provided by another information content provider.
Now, before we dig into what that
means in practical effect, what does those terms mean? Well, you flip to the back of that statute,
and it gives the following definitions:
(2) Interactive computer service
The term “interactive computer
service” means any information service, system, or access software provider
that provides or enables computer access by multiple users to a computer
server, including specifically a service or system that provides access to the
Internet and such systems operated or services offered by libraries or
educational institutions.
(3) Information content provider
The term “information content
provider” means any person or entity that is responsible, in whole or in part,
for the creation or development of information provided through the Internet or
any other interactive computer service.
So what does that mean? It means that if you create a platform that
lets other people publish information, such as a blog or news site with
comments, you are not responsible for what those people say. In other words, it is not Twitter’s job to
figure out if you defamed someone. And
if you run a blog, you don’t have to shut down comments for fear of being
sued. Congress wanted more speech, not
less speech, and therefore they wanted to encourage people to create platforms
that allow others to speak.
Let’s take a specific example: Hogewash!
Like many sites, John lets people comment pretty freely. So if someone says something bad about
someone on his site, is he liable.
Well, no. You see, he provides an interactive computer
service. First, it requires Hogewash to
be an “information service or system.”
Certainly Hogewash is an information system. Next it requires that it “provides or enables
computer access by multiple users” (check)
“to a computer server” (check). And that is it. Everything else, after the word “including”
is only an illustrative example of what counts.
Meanwhile, “information content
provider” really is almost too simple to need a definition. It is a person (or entity) who provides
information content. In other words, the
actual person pounding at the keyboard and/or any corporation he or she is represents. Let’s plug that back into the operative language
above: “No provider or user” (John provides Hogewash and uses it, and all the
other commenters use it, too) “of an interactive computer service” (that’s
Hogewash) “shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information
provided by another information content provider.”
The key word is “another” meaning that
it has to be a different person. So if,
for example, “John Doe” and “Jane Doe” are both commenters on Hogewash!, that
means that if John Doe defames someone, Jane Doe didn’t because she is not the publisher of such defamation, and
publishing is key to defamation claims (as well as any tort based on speaking
or writing alone). Or if John Hoge is
using, or providing Hogewash (he does both), whether in a comment or in a post,
he is not the publisher of anything he allows someone else to say on his blog.
But, Schmalfeldt argues, John
moderates his comments. That means he
approves and disapproves of comments, thus endorsing them and making him liable
for them! Or so his argument goes.
Which is utterly rebutted by this
passage:
(2) Civil liability
No provider or user of an interactive
computer service shall be held liable on account of—
(A) any action voluntarily taken in
good faith to restrict access to or availability of material that the provider
or user considers to be obscene, lewd, lascivious, filthy, excessively violent,
harassing, or otherwise objectionable, whether or not such material is
constitutionally protected; or
(B) any action taken to enable or make
available to information content providers or others the technical means to
restrict access to material described in paragraph (1).
In other words, if you kick a comment
off your blog for crossing a line, you don’t suddenly have liability. Which only makes sense. Congress doesn’t want to create a situation
where if you maintain a little decorum on your blog you are suddenly
responsible for everything everyone writes.
They like decorum, or at least
they don’t want to punish it.
So, in short, John is responsible for
what he writes and not what anyone else writes.
Just as Microsoft is not responsible for every defamation composed using
Word.
As a bonus, it also means that there
can be no state criminal liability based on running a free forum. How do you know this? Well, you see it has a section that says the
following:
(1) No effect on criminal law
Nothing in this section shall be
construed to impair the enforcement of section 223 or 231 of this title,
chapter 71 (relating to obscenity) or 110 (relating to sexual exploitation of
children) of title 18, or any other Federal criminal statute.
So why does that shield sites from criminal
liability based on state law? Because of
what lawyers call the principle of expressio unius, which is short for expressio
unius est exclusio alterius. That is a
bit of “law latin” that means the expression of one is the exclusion of
others. In other words, by expressly
exempting federal law §230, they implicitly do not exempt state coverage, and
it is such an ancient and fixed rule in statutory analysis that it is importer to
italicize it in legal writing—it is not considered foreign to lawyers.*
Second, he
seems to think that Paul Krendler writing something on his blog proves
something about John Hoge. Actually,
technically it is not even admissible evidence
of anything, because it is hearsay.
Finally, he
takes Paul Lemmon’s statement that I have helped him with legal matters as
proof I have practiced law in Florida, thus continuing his stupid belief that a
lawyer standing in Virginia and helping a Floridian over the phone while he is
in Florida, is somehow practicing law in Florida. It is not, and the accusation would... wait for it... defamation per se, as he is accusing me of a
crime and professional malfeasance. So even
as he gropes around trying to claim I committed some tort against him by
writing an email telling him off, he adds to the list of counterclaims.
I’m just going out on a limb, here,
but I am beginning to think that Schmalfeldt is... and I want to stress this is just a
suspicion... but I am beginning to suspect that he is kind of a
dumbass.
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Sidebar: Eagle
eyed readers might also recognize that this is one of the reasons why the
phrase “established by a State” in Obamacare cannot mean established by the
Federal Government. By specifically
providing tax credits to those in exchanges established by the State, they are
implying that no other exchanges are covered.
Also, for bonus points, this is
precisely why we have the Ninth and Tenth Amendments. Let’s review what they say:
Amendment IX:
The enumeration in the Constitution,
of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained
by the people.
Amendment X:
The powers not delegated to the United
States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to
the States respectively, or to the people.
You see, when Madison was discussing the
idea of including a Bill of Rights, his chief fear was of the expressio unius
assumption. That is, he was afraid that
by specifically limiting the power of the federal government in some ways, he
would imply that every power not denied was granted. So the purpose of this law was to negate the expression unius presumption,
to tell the courts and anyone else who cared, that the fact that the first
eight amendments list certain limitations on government does not imply that the
government can do everything it is not forbidden to do. Thus to this day the Supreme Court at least
pretends it believes that this is a government of limited powers, and that
every power not granted is denied.
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Disclaimer:
I have accused
some people, particularly Brett Kimberlin, of reprehensible conduct. In some cases, the conduct is even
criminal. In all cases, the only justice
I want is through the appropriate legal process—such as the criminal justice
system. I do not want to see vigilante
violence against any person or any threat of such violence. This kind of conduct is not only morally
wrong, but it is counter-productive.
In the
particular case of Brett Kimberlin, I do not want you to even contact him. Do not call him. Do not write him a letter. Do not write him an email. Do not text-message him. Do not engage in any kind of directed
communication. I say this in part
because under Maryland law, that can quickly become harassment and I don’t want
that to happen to him.
And for that
matter, don’t go on his property. Don’t
sneak around and try to photograph him.
Frankly try not to even be within his field of vision. Your behavior could quickly cross the line
into harassment in that way too (not to mention trespass and other concerns).
And do not
contact his organizations, either. And
most of all, leave his family alone.
The only
exception to all that is that if you are reporting on this, there is of course
nothing wrong with contacting him for things like his official response to any stories
you might report. And even then if he
tells you to stop contacting him, obey that request. That this is a key element in making out a
harassment claim under Maryland law—that a person asks you to stop and you
refuse.
And let me say
something else. In my heart of hearts, I
don’t believe that any person supporting me has done any of the above. But if any of you have, stop it, and if you
haven’t don’t start.
Sir,
ReplyDeleteI'm a relatively long-time reader of your and Mr. Hoge's blog. I want to thank you for your in-person account of the court proceedings. I do read them, and do quite enjoy them. Your lawyerly interpretation is especially valued. You probably don't get too many positive feedback comments. Indeed any communication you have with Mr. Schmalfeldt probably overwhelms whatever encouragement you may receive. I want you to know that your posts are most certainly read, understood, and valued. It is no only I, but probably a large audience of other readers who read, but don''t comment.
Let me be the uncommon reader and offer my thanks. I read, and I'm grateful for the expense and sacrifice you undertake to report on what can't be described as anything other than evil in the world.
Warmest regards,
Anonymous
The phrase, "Don't educate the monkey.", pops up often in relation to Team Kimberlin. Maybe if the cockroaches had a little education they wouldn't be constantly proving themselves to be such dumbass monkeys.
ReplyDeleteYour explanation about the hearing today is a quality education for anyone who wants to examine the application of law to these issues. Thanks for taking the time and effort to put forth these explanations. They will later provide critical understanding to subsequent readers who perchance run across the phrase, "Team Kimberlin, intrusion of cockroaches."
Keep up the good work.
Well done. The only part that was difficult for me to read were the paragraphs concerning no state criminal liability. I had to read them twice to understand what you meant.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you spelled Father Paul Lemmen's last name incorrectly. You might want to update your post.
I'd like to also thank you for your service in this cause. I read all of your posts and appreciate that you are directly involved in many of the cases. I hope you are successful with your sanctions motions as at least a partial recompense for your battles with Team Kimberlin.
popcornseller
Aaron,
ReplyDeleteAgain. Thanks for these updates and for your patience with these issues. I pray you win at every turn. These guys can't win, or nobody gets to speak freely online again.
Let me echo the thanks given above. Very insightful, sorry you have to put up with the madness of these thoroughly vile people.
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