The Brett Kimberlin Saga:
Follow this link to my BLOCKBUSTER STORY of how Brett Kimberlin, a convicted terrorist and perjurer, attempted to frame me for a crime, and then got me arrested for blogging when I exposed that misconduct to the world. That sounds like an incredible claim, but I provide primary documents and video evidence proving that he did this. And if you are moved by this story to provide a little help to myself and other victims of Mr. Kimberlin’s intimidation, such as Robert Stacy McCain, you can donate at the PayPal buttons on the right. And I thank everyone who has done so, and will do so.
Friday, December 9, 2011
Tweaked the Blog’s Look
Thursday, December 8, 2011
The International Humanitarian Community Reduced To Absurdity
Stop With the Single-Site Apps! (A Rant)
This isn't supposed to be a profound post, but sometimes you just feel like getting something off your chest.
Okay, so about a month ago, I made the leap to the iPhone. Basically my Blackberry turned into a hockey puck and while I had been loyal to that company for years I was kind of annoyed that it just died on me, so I was interested in something else. And looking around at the cell phone store, I found that the iPhone cost exactly as much as several options, so I surrendered and got the iPhone. And for the most part I have really liked it. I can't tell you how it stacks up compared to the Droid or anything like that, but I can instantly see why Blackberry is in trouble as a company. Compared to the iPhone, the Blackberry is just plain slow. And I will add that the iPhone works better as a phone. The Blackberry gets no reception my office; the iPhone does.
But there is one annoyance I have to deal with all the time: single-site apps. Like I would go to Cracked.com and every now and then they ask if I would like to download the app to view their site. The same with the Daily Caller and about five other sites. Somehow they can tell I am using an iPhone and they think I need an app for every site.
Hey guys, I already have an app for viewing your site. It's called Safari (in other words, the standard web browser). And personally I would rather not fill my phone with 5,000 single site apps. I want that space for Angry Birds, okay?
So stop asking.
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By the way, I have to say this Siri thing is kind of a d-ck move by Apple. Let me get this straight. A bunch of smart people create this voice activated app for the iPhone. It sells really well. Then you guys decide you like it so much you make it a built in feature on the iPhone 4s, and then you take away that app from everyone else. I mean, as I understand it, if you owned Siri before, Apple took it away from you. I think they gave their customers wet willies while they were doing it. And all of this to make people want to buy your new phone to get back what you already had and so you can have advertisements that make people think that Siri is a new feature of the 4s, when in fact it is an old feature that you have taken away from your prior phones.
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Sanity Prevails on the Morning After Pill (But So Does Raaaaacism!)
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Seventy Years Ago On This Day, a Day That Shall Live in Infamy...
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Oh Noes! The Spouses and Families of Every Supreme Court Justice Engages in Corporate Speech!
You see, last Summer Martin Ginsberg, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg's husband, passed away. So the other Supreme Court spouses got together and wrote a cookbook in tribute to the late Ginsberg, because apparently he was a great chef. It's called Chef Supreme and can be purchased at The Supreme Court Historical Society gift shop, here.
The Supreme Court Historical Society's website gives you its background here stating that
The Society, a private non-profit organization, is dedicated to the collection and preservation of the history of the Supreme Court of the United States. Incorporated in the District of Columbia in 1974, it was founded by Chief Justice Warren E. Burger, who served as its first honorary chairman.
(Emphasis added). So there you have it, every single spouse of the Supreme Court has engaged in corporate expression, except Martin Ginsberg for obvious reasons. And in turn according to certain Weinerish theories of recusal that means the next time a corporate expression case comes up, all of those justices have to disqualify themselves. And lest you think that this means that it would become a court of one (Ginsberg), I will note that the Blog of Legal Times states that "[f]ollowing the recipes, the book includes lengthier tributes and photos from Ginsburg's children James and Jane as well as other longtime family friends." So there you go, no Supreme Court Justice is qualified to sit in any corporate speech case again (at least until we get new members).
Orrrrr… we can recognize that those silly theories were just that: silly. A rooting interest by a spouse or child is does not justify disqualification.
And it's also a good excuse to devote a whole post to promoting a very good legal geek gift and this organization seems to be a perfectly good charity. I might even give the book to my wife as a laugh. I mean while I am a law geek and a history geek, my wife is a cooking geek, and this is a law and cooking geek book. So its geek convergence!
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First Obama Blamed Bush for His Failures, Now He Blames Al Gore!
[I am trying Blogger's feature allowing me to post by email, so bear with me if something goes horribly wrong.]
That was my first thought when I heard that Obama is now blaming the internet for high unemployment:
"Layoffs too often became permanent, not part of the business cycle. And these changes didn't just affect blue collar workers. If you were a bank teller or a phone operator or a travel agent, you saw many in your profession replaced by ATMs and the internet," President Obama said at a campaign event in Kansas.
You can watch video of that, here.
By the way, Mr. President, they've had internet-based travel planning for years, long before you became President. For instance, over eight years ago I brought a woman to New York City on memorial day weekend and booked the whole thing on those kinds of sites. I never talked to a person, even when I canceled my first reservation and found a new one, mid-trip.
And at the end of the weekend, I asked that woman to marry me and is my wife to this day.
So Mr. President please stop pretending you know anything about business. You're just embarrassing yourself.
(And yes, I know someone made a similar joke at Insty. I could say it's a case of great minds thinking alike, but honestly I think it's more like it's an obvious joke.)
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By the way, a cool and true story. While I was up in New York there I was able to get free tickets to see Yakov Smirnoff do a one man show, As Long as We Both Shall Laugh. We originally got three tickets on the hope that a friend of mine who lived there could come, but she couldn't come so we gave the ticket back to the box office and told them to sell the seat. Smirnoff's show was actually really nice. You might joke that his career was one of the victims of the fall of the Berlin wall, but really a good comedian can find humor in any situation, and is not limited to one bit, although it was his signature bit, obviously.
But it was a very charming performance where he likened getting married to becoming a citizen of a new country. The whole time he is surrounded by two life-size replicas of the Statue of Liberty and at the end the lights come down for a moment and suddenly one of the statues is alive, and he dances with her and dips her, like she is his bride. Yes, you know, how they did it, but like I said, it was really charming. The spirit of that moment is captured in this poster for the show (from Yakov's site):

But here's the cool part. So the whole time he is pretending to draw a portrait of his two children as sort of a running thread in the performance. Mind you, I am convinced he can draw pretty well, but um… most of the drawing seemed to happen when you couldn't see, if memory serves. And then at the end he told us that this night his real children were actually there and they stand up... exactly one seat away from the two of us. Literally if we gave away a different ticket, we would have been sitting right next to them the entire time.
Silence is Not An Option
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
About Comments...
Which is my roundabout way of saying I (stupidly) didn't have it set up to accept comments and I believe now it is fixed. Thanks to the commenters at Patterico's who alerted me to the problem.
