Every now and then IMAO runs an item called Random Thoughts, those thoughts always just happening to be about 140 characters long... In other words, he was jotting down his random tweets. And I said what the heck. I contribute a lot of jokes, snark and commentary on twitter and if you don’t like to be on twitter, maybe you would like to at least read what I wrote, and a few choice tweets from others.
Now Frank J. Flemmming’s tweets are mainly funny. I am probably less funny to others than I am to myself, so I will use really unscientific methods like retweets to measure if something is worth sharing. So here goes:
Talking Back:
One of the fun things in twitter is the ability to talk back to the famous.
First, I felt the need to respond to Rick Klein declaring that Clinton’s speech was a living, breathing organism:
are u saying the speech's words magically change? Bc that's what dems mean when they say the const is alive @rickklein twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2012
And I do enjoy bludgeoning people with a certain chart:
How about this fact? RT @tommyxtopher: Lol @dwstweets RNC was on a "fact-free diet." twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
DWStweets is Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, by the way.
dear @michelleobama, I don't need a POTUS who empathizes w me.I need one who is competent. Cc @politico twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Snarking at Governor O’Malley:
Will he mention that we are not better off 2day that 4 yrs ago? @mddems: Watch @governoromalley talk ant how we must move forward & not back
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Of course O’Malley made the mistake of actually admitting we are not better off than we were four years ago, before taking it back the next day.
And this is talking to Reince Priebus but more like giving him a suggestion:
Btw I am with @iowahawkblog: the question should be if we were are better off today than we were 4 trillion dollars ago @reince
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
And of course, this is talking back to Markos Moulitsas, the founder of Dailly Kos. He has been obsessed with who is the secret informant behind Harry Reid’s unfounded claims that Mitt Romney had paid no taxes:
Has it ever occurred to you that maybe Harry Reid is full of crap? @markos @esqpolitics
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
And of course we had empty chair day, and you can see I was a little disappointed in Sarah Palin’s contribution:
Ah, @sarahpalinusa I am disappointed in your #EmptChairDay photo. I was hoping to see a bearskin draped over it.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
And talking back to Bill Maher:
Martin O'Malley agrees! buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/om… so do our eyes @billmaher: Better off than 4 yrs ago? Not a debate! twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 2, 2012
And talking back to Markos again when he tried to claim that all Republicans are like Akin with his silly claims that a woman’s body fights off the seed of a rapist:
Um he wasn't saying a woman's body fights off a rapist's sperm. He was only noting that out of all abortions total few are for rape @markos
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 2, 2012
So your tweet is misleading. @markos twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 2, 2012
No, he never took it back or answered.
And I noted a certain inconsistency with Bloomberg’s relative tolerance of the gay lifestyle and intolerance of drinking large sodas:
y is 2 dudes having sex none of our business bt whether we have a drink of soda is a matter of state concern? @mikebloomberg @barclayscenter
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
And by way of clarification:
Bloomberg is a libertarian in the bedroom and nowhere else @galtsgirl
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
Interesting Stories:
Here’s a somewhat disturbing one:
DOJ intimidation of Gallup? dailycaller.com/2012/09/06/jus…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2012
And you don’t say:
Link favorited -->RT @liberty_chick: *might* be? heh.=> The Worst Internet Trolls Might Be Mentally Ill kotaku.com/5938996/the-wo…
— Joe Brooks (@joebrooks) September 4, 2012
It should be no surprise that anti-blasphemy laws are abused:
Muslim cleric arrested for framing Christian girl in Pakistan blasphemy case toi.in/7RsFHY
— Times of India (@timesofindia) September 2, 2012
There was evidence, for instance, during the Everyone Draw Mohammed controversy that the banning of facebook in Pakistan had less to do with blasphemy, than the desire to give a jump start to a rival start up.
Creepy. RT @michellefields: WEIRD. Church of Scientology 'auditioned women to become Tom Cruise's wife' bit.ly/N61a90
— The Eye (@ShannonPoe) September 2, 2012
Rare Photo Of Emily Dickinson Emerges, Only Second Known Photo Of Her In History buzzfeed.com/gavon/emily-di… via @buzzfeed
— DanRiehl (@DanRiehl) September 10, 2012
I meant to respond to this...
Barry Norman accused of sexism after branding Julia Roberts: "every man's dream hooker" via @telegraph soc.li/mH09rTM
— Daily Telegraph News (@TelegraphNews) September 11, 2012
But I think the comment was defensible. There are a few people who claim that Pretty Woman was a tad unrealistic about how attractive the prostitute character is and I think that was all he was saying: hookers are not normally that pretty. I am proud of my ignorance on this point.
Moving on:
Moving on:
How does that guy walk around... W gonads that huge? MT @pablo4200: Now I'm hearing it's this: jpost.com/Features/InThe… @danriehl
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
And this seems almost too basic to be said:
Why do we loan other countries money when we are already in debt? Why not cut out the middle man? @filmladd @adoola800
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
Whoa. Amateur astronomer captures video of an explosion on Jupiter about the size of . . . Earth! space.com/17534-jupiter-…
— radleybalko (@radleybalko) September 12, 2012
Great news:
#Moody's threatens to downgrade US credit rating unless deficit reduction deal reached. S&P downgraded US in 2011. on.cnn.com/PapRPz
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) September 12, 2012
Sooner or later we will have to get control of our debt.
No word on whether Godzilla is involved:
Volcanologists warn Mt. Fuji could be on the verge of catastrophic eruption ow.ly/dE9bh
— Information Matt (@Matt_Info) September 12, 2012
This doesn’t seem half as cool as cloning dinosaurs:
Ice age park? RT @matt_info: Science News: Mammoth with Living Cells in Siberia is Discovered bit.ly/Nogmyi
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
Romney needs to hammer this: Obama camp admits they're using defense as a bargaining chip for tax hikes twitter.com/truthteam2012/…
— Orwell Force (@OrwellForce) September 9, 2012
He’s exactly right. Saying “we are not passing X unless they agree to Y, is confessing you are holding X hostage to Y.”
And the Southern Poverty Law Center continues its self-inflicted wounds:
'Occupy' terrorists now called 'radical right' by Southern Poverty Law Center americanthinker.com/blog/2012/09/o…
— Mandy Nagy (@Liberty_Chick) September 10, 2012
A must-watch video:
That's gonna leave a mark RT @llondo: Parsing Obama's jobs record: youtube.com/watch?v=RnKYFM… #arithmetic via @politicalmath
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 10, 2012
Beware of politicians making strangely specific statements.
Jay-Z suddenly remembers he's rich. breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 10, 2012
For my money, the best argument that D.C. could make is “But… Superman!”
certifiable geekiness MT @therealstanlee: The Avengers vs. the JLA in an epic showdown, on a NEW #FanWars W/ @jacehall bit.ly/Q9vb87
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 10, 2012
Of course all of these questions usually come down to a subordinate question: will the bad guys have kryptonite?
Snark With a Point:
That is, where I get snarky, with a point.
I found the story of people having buttons that declare “once you vote black, you cannot go back” to be incredibly offensive. So I reacted:
Hey libs, can you hear THIS racist dog whistle?patdollard.com/2012/09/vote-b…cc @patdollard
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2012
So would "vote white" buttons be okay @ the RNC? Sigh RT @vickimckenna: "VOTE BLACK" buttons popular at DNC. fb.me/1TXXXmxuD
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2012
Of course I would oppose anyone doing such a thing and that is the point. One should not vote for or against either candidate simply because of the color of their skin, but the content of their character. Though admittedly the character of your average politician leaves much to be desired
Also there was a news story of a man pleading guilty to voter fraud in Arkansas. And I figured I would have fun with the silly meme that voter fraud is a myth.
But... But... But... Election fraud is a myth! MT @vickimckenna: democrat state rep. pleads GUILTY to ELECTION FRAUD fb.me/1ZYQkLcaL
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2012
And then we have a story about Maryland voter fraud:
How can a Md pol drop out due to voter fraud? It doesn't exist! It's like dropping out bc u killed a yeti! /sarcasm hotair.com/archives/2012/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
Remember folks, Mitt has to win outside the “margin of fraud.”
Meanwhile there was a tribute to Ted Kennedy at the DNC. I always found the worship of all things Kennedy to be a little creepy and too royalist for my blood. Just because you are in the family doesn’t mean you should be entitled to hold office.
so... The Kennedy tribute made a big splash? We're they drowning in applause? @jgalt9
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Next:
So he's clueless and inexperienced? MT @sarahpalinlinks: Meet the New Obama: San Antonio Mayor Castro dlvr.it/267P0W @sarahpalinusa
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
And these are all related:
Liberals believe that God has no place in politics... Unless black people are involved. @mizery5 @ibuymyownshit
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Yes, really. Compare how Al Gore talked in normal venues v. Black churches. Compare how Hillary talked. @muffin927
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Every time bush mentioned jesus dems said he was establishing a theocracy. But guess who mentions him more? @barackobama! @muffin927
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
There is a clear double standard on the left about faith. @muffin927
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Moving on:
Matthews is a birther? MT @natalieduvalny: Chris Matthews Said Obama Had "The Immigrant Experience" After 2004 DNC Speech
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
I am skeptical of any theory that hinges on public schools successfully teaching anyone anything. @dkmkc2000 @wjjhoge
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 2, 2012
Yeah, I don’t have much confidence in our schools. So sue me.
Joking aside, the idea that black ppl are uniquely incapable of getting a photo ID sounds pretty racist to me. @jamestaranto @mg4vb
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
We have officially add $1 trillion to the debt this year. Thank God we got so many jobs from the stimulus! m.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/sep/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 10, 2012
And in the middle of an argument with a liberal about how awesome progressivism is:
But hey, we are 50 years since LBJ declared war on poverty. Who won? @troybeast
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
And Monica is writing a book. Hope it doesn't su- su... substandardly entertain people!
It's a how-to book RT @memeorandum: Lewinsky booked - Monica Lewinsky is shopping a top-secret ... (New York Post) nypost.com/p/pagesix/lewi…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
The DNC in Four Words
I had a lot of fun with this hashtag, sometimes being silly and sometimes actually having a point:
For instance, there is an undercurrent to this. I thought referred to what I thought was the most racist thing a president said in my lifetime:
#DNCInFourWords I don't resemble Trayvon
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
And more silly:
#DNCInFourWords Bill Clinton needs Viagra
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords quick hide the decline
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords the downgrade was racist
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords nuclear Iran? No problem!
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords who's Mary Jo Kopechne?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
Some people thought this was not at all funny:
#DNCInFourWords joe Biden one heartbeat
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords money grows on trees
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCInFourWords creeped out by base
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCInFourWords Ted Kennedy still votes!
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
That’s about voter fraud, not an element of the next Resident Evil game.
#DNCInFourWords who's Mary Jo Kopechne?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCInFourWords Democratic totalitarianism (didn't need the other two words)
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCInFourWords trust government not yourself
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
legalize pot, free Cheetos! #DNCInFourWords
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCInFourWords success is a Fluke
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCInFourWords didn't earn nobel prize
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords all hail President Downgrade!
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords Carter no longer worst
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords vote for us, racists!
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords energy prices necessarily skyrocket
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords what's another $6 trillion?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DNCInFourWords property of the government
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCInFourWords occupy terrorism is ignored
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
Zombie outbreak = voter drive #DNCInFourWords
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCInFourWords vote for any Kennedy
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCInFourWords Obamacare ends pesky freedom @gailp215
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words occupy rapes are ignored
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words is competence really important?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
@PaulRyanVP is the official twitter account of Paul Ryan as he runs for VP:
#DNCin4words losing women to @paulryanvp
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
And another that is not mine:
#DNCin4words skin color, not character.
— Keli Carender (@LiberTBelle) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words unhealthy worship of Obama
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
And this combines this theme with a regular point I keep hitting the left on. They keep saying my body my choice and the like, and I keep pointing out how Obamacare tramples on that principle:
So you're against Obamacare? RT @gailp215: #DNCin4words My uterus, my business.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
And this was not originally mine, I just added the hashtag:
#DNCInFourWords MT @dkmkc2000: @aaronworthing. Are we broke yet?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words Marion Barry not welcome
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words crying wolf on racism
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
Again, I have a very harsh sense of humor.
#DNCin4words Rachel Corrie memorial breakfast twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
And if you feel that I should not joke about the loss of a human life, let’s not forget that this woman died defending a terrorist hideout. People who die defending terrorism get no sympathy from me.
And her burning a drawing of an American flag doesn’t help:
And did I mention that I really like hammering them with this chart:
#DNCin4words this chart? Um... SQUIRREL! twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words empty chair, empty suit
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
Really like it:
#DNCin4words this chart is raaaacist twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words socialism'll work this time
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
Not mine again, but...
@twitchyteam #DNCIn4Words 'You Didn't Tweet That' #YDBT
— Daily Rushbo (@DailyRushbo) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words a declaration of dependence(yes, I meant to spell it that way)
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words bow to Saudi kings
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
And actually that is really unfair of me to say that. Obama did not bow the King of Saudi Arabia. He bent his knee, so technically it was a curtsey. (With apologizes to IMAO who first told that joke.)
And yes, I love pounding them with this chart:
#DNCin4words I hate this chart twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words creepiest cult since Scientology
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
Another from another person:
#DNCin4words Here's your skeevy hotel
— GovtFool (@GovtFool) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words pro choice except Obamacare
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words Bill Clinton feels breasts
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words math is hard, racist
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
#DNCin4words oh no Teleprompter broke
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
And what better way to end this than with this one?
#DNCin4words conservatives hijack another hashtag
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
This doesn’t fit that format, but it seems related:
Someone needs to do a parody of the song "16 tons," but with 16 trillion dollars in debt substituted. #DNC2012
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
#DescribeObamaInOneWord
I find one word to be too confining, but here’s a few I came up with:
Downgrade #DescribeObamaInOneWord
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
Icarus #DescribeObamaInOneWord
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
Fluke #describeObamainoneword
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
And I reacted to one in apparent praise of Obama:
Really? That's the only thing you see? His color; indeed only half of it? RT @asecondglance: #DescribeObamaInOneWord black
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle
This takes some explaining. Gawker wrote a horrible piece soft-pedaling child rape. Yes, really. So we employed satire, witheringly. I really had a lot of fun with this. Please note, sometimes the humor is pitch black—think of Jonathan Swift talking about eating children to make a point about compassion and you get the sense of it, some of the time:
#GawkersNextArticle Give in ladies! A new perspective on quid pro quo sexual harassment.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle "The Final Countdown": reassessing the hidden genius of the synth-pop classic.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Reassessing the case against Marion Barry: The Bitch Set Him Up
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle why the phantom menace was the best st... No... I can't say it... Not even as a joke.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Speedway 1978: How #BrettKimberlin Made Small Town Life Interesting...
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle The weight-loss benefits of AIDS
— Chårly (@chuck_dizzle) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle September 11: Those Towers Were Ugly Anyway
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Fall Fashions: Colorful New Styles in Burqas
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Welcome Our New Editor: David Duke!
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Reassessing Anne Frank: Why Does This Hack Get So Much Attention?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle How the Japanese Invasion Helped Nanjing (Nanking)(bonus points to anyone who gets that)
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
Like I said, really dark humor sometimes. Pitch black. And I admit I like to remind people of history we have forgotten or ignore. We have swept the atrocities that the Japanese armies committed against the world under the rug out of guilt from what we did to Japanese Americans in World War II. We are afraid that by remembering the utter savagery with which the Japanese army fought in World War II, that somehow it will turn toward hatred toward Japanse Americans. The answer is to stop thinking that the behavior of Japanese soldiers fighting under the Japanese flag reflects somehow on Japanese Americans, not to ignore the atrocities of the Japanese Army.
#GawkersNextArticle The Untold Stories of Andersonville: The Union Soldiers Who Were Glad to Lose the Weight
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle A Second Look at the Moon Landing: Why Did We Bother?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Vanilla Ice: A Second Look at this Misunderstood Mozart of Hip-hop
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Greedo Shot First: The Many Improvements Made to Star Wars Over the Years
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Latin Soul: The Underappreciated Genius of Rico Suave
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#GawkersNextArticle Racist Code Words of the GOP. Wait? That's a serious thing?
— Greg Pollowitz(@GPollowitz) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle How to Plan a Cop Rock Sing Along Marathon
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle I Do Pity the Fool: Reassessing Mr. T
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Maybe Chuck Norris isn't as Tough as People Claim
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
This led to someone interaction:
@strongbadtoo the next #GawkersNextArticle would be "Help! Chuck Norris Is Killing All of Us..."
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Looking Back at OJ Simpson: Nicole and Ron Had it Coming
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle The Stabilizing Influence of Courtney Love
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Why Star Trek V is the Best Trek
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
RT @vickikellar: #GawkersNextArticleTips for Introducing your WIfe and Sister [To Each Other] when they are actually one and the same
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Why Eddie Murphy Should Return To His Music Career
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#GawkersNextArticle The Greatest Baseball Player Ever: Michael Jordan
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Why Yes, You Should Bring a Knife toGun Fight
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle why Newsweek is worth much more than a dollar
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle George Lazenby: Clearly the Best Bond
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle The Touchingly Sensitive Portrayal of African Americans in Birth of a Nation
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Yes, Three Generations are Enough; The Hidden Wisdom of Buck v. Bell #lawnerdjoke
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Andrew Jackson: The Biggest Wusse to Ever be President?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Jumping the Shark: Remembering The greatest Episode of Happy Days
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Cortez's under appreciated solution to the native american's overpopulation problem
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle The Misunderstood Romances of #BrettKimberlin allergic2bull.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-bl…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Study Suggests Domestic Violence Would Decrease if Bitches Would Stop Deserving It.
— Stevie J. West (@StevieJWest) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Chris Brown: Why Rihanna deserved it.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Ike Turner: Love In The Shape Of A Fist
— The H2 (@TheH2) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle #BrettKimberlin: Advocate of the First Amendment! allergic2bull.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-bl…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Child slave traders: Teaching marketable skills to the next generation.
— Todd Turner (@Agoodman4u2know) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Robocop 2: How It Brought the Series to Even Greater Artistic Heights
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle A Trip to Build a Bear and Other Romantic Date Night Ideas for You and Your 7 Year Old Girlfriend.
— Stevie J. West (@StevieJWest) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Occupyrebellion: voice of reason on the Internet. Cc @libery_chick
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle History's Most Loving Mothers: Susan Smith
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle The Surprising Evidence Showing that the Rathergate Documents Were Real
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Charles Johnson: The Wisest Man in the Blogosphere
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
I have a powerful ability to remember obscure pop culture trivia:
#GawkersNextArticle The Subtle Genius of "Leonard Part 6" rottentomatoes.com/mobile/m/leona…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Mary Jo Kopechne would be proud of Ted Kennedy's legacy today. (An idea actually proposed by Eleanor Clift)
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle "What's So Bad About Kissing Your Own Sister?" By Luke Skywalker cc @livesinthought
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle How Aquaman is the coolest superhero ever!
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle the military genius of maj. Gen. George Pickett.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Why Necrophilia isn't so bad: Nancy Pelosi deserves love, too (corrected)
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
Shouldn't be funny, but it is RT @woodykai7: #GawkersNextArticle. Sound Proofing Basements.
— Leslie Guzman (@Libertarian_ish) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Ty Cobb: The Nicest Man Ever to Play Baseball
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Why Imperial Storm Troopers Are Better Shots Than Thought @livesinthought
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
A little gamer nerd humor:
#gawkersnextarticle from Gwaker 2185: "a second look at shepherd's war: why not let the reapers win?"
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle china's one child policy: population control, or limitation on the number of partners? Cc @soopermexican
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle The Washington Generals: A Second Look at an Under-Appreciated Team?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle "Food Fight: the Hidden Benefit of Laws Against Dog Fighting" by Barack Obama
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticlePresidential Milking Machine: The Quiet Heroism of Monica Lewinsky.
— Eiríkur rauði (@WGlibrarian) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle New Evidence that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion was Authentic After All
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Why Each Transformers Movie is Better Than the Last
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle author of pedophilia-excusing article busted by Chis Hanson.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 8, 2012
Roman Polanski: A True Pioneer. (Not about his films.) #GawkersNextArticle
— RB (@RBPundit) September 8, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle Those Colonial Cruise Ships from Africa to Virginia Were Funner Than You Think.
— jay deezy (@jdonels) September 9, 2012
Only if Andrew Sullivan writes for them... RT @fredontwittur: #GawkersNextArticle The science of racial superiority
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle How Slavery Can Reduce the National Debt & Deficit in 4 years
— Shawn (@LivesInThought) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle occupy is peaceful, the tea party is scary. Oh wait that's already in the MSM.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
Oof RT @thegrudgeretort: #GawkersNextArticle Why Mary Jo Kopechne Deserved It
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle justifiable force: a second look at crucifixion.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
#GawkersNextArticle a second look at Ed Wood: Shakespeare in disguise?
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
Toward the beginning I got meta:
somewhere at gawker, they are reading the #GawkersNextArticle tweets and saying... Some of these are good ideas!
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
And look! I made Twitchy!
Gawker article takes sympathetic look at pedophiles; outraged readers suggest #GawkersNextArticle bit.ly/NTa37l
— TwitchyTeam (@TwitchyTeam) September 9, 2012
Just Plain Silly
And really there is nothing deeper in these than just trying to amuse people, or just myself:
Ever since Eastwood, they hate chairs MT @bretbaier: RT @pounderfile Obama Aides Throw Platform Chairs Strickland And Booker Under The Bus
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2012
And this is not to bring up the throwdown with Brooks Bayne again, but you can see I still have my gallows humor about it:
My favorite part was when he threatened me. Has he been paying attention? what more could be done to me? @garysteveneaton @aceofspadeshq
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2012
As Larry the Cable Guy says, “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.”
And Ann Coulter had this comment about the women at the DNC:
U fail to appreciate how low his standards really are MT @anncoulter: There's not a chick in that audience that Bill wants in kneepads.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2012
And of course recently Joe Biden said that “jobs” is a three letter word and Obama was caught misspelling Ohio as Oiho.
Wouldn't that be J-B-O-S? M T @sevenlayercake: Like all the J-O-B-S in Oiho. RT @craptard: Three-letter word: J-E-T-S!
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2012
Hey, truthfully as a dyslexic it doesn’t bother me too much, but we can have fun with it.
Meanwhile John Hoge apparently had a conversation with John Norton, the man who we can say as a matter of law was falsely accused of stalking and harassing Brett Kimberlin:
its like norton is matter and #BrettKimberlin is anti-matter! @wjjhoge
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Seriously, a bomb maker claims to have been stalked and harassed by a bomb disposal expert. It’s almost poetic.
Did I mention that my sense of humor can be very sarcastic:
To be fair, maybe Bill got Hillary out of town, you know, because he thinks Sandra Fluke is cute... @rbpundit
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Which prompted this response:
Um, for the record, what Bill Clinton likes doesn't require birth control. @redgalbluestate @rbpundit
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Now before everyone throws food at me from the left, let me be very clear. The joke is about Bill Clinton being a loose man, not Sandra Fluke being a loose woman. I didn’t suggest that she might be interested.
And with apologies to Legal Insurrection:
To be fair, in RI 10.5% of population is 105 people. :-) @defendwallst @lincolnchafee
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
The dems were very disappointed. They heard Castro was going to speak but they expected someone else... @chrisloesch
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
Are we sure none of them were typos for "Osama"? @ag_conservative @buzzfeedandrew twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 4, 2012
September 11—Rememberance Tweets
There was also riots at the Embassies, but they will get a different thread. Here is for remembrances or inappropriate behavior as you will see.
Let's remember on this date that al Qaeda has killed more innocent Muslims than any other demo.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
What if they spray it on suicide bombers? RT @matt_info: US Army to spend $3 million on anti-suicide nasal Spray ow.ly/dCfFe
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
Stay classy, Today | @nbc’s ‘Today’ Skips 9/11 Moment Of Silence For Kardashian Interview - TVNewser ow.ly/dCSQX #nbpicks
— Ken Shepherd (@KenShepherd) September 11, 2012
Here’s Romney’s tweet of the day:
On this most somber day, America is united under God in its quest for peace and freedom at home and across the world.
— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) September 11, 2012
And here’s Obama’s first tweet and my angry reaction. Sigh:
Moving 9-11 tribute, there, schmuck RT @barackobama: The election is in 8 weeks. Sign up to volunteer: OFA.BO/s3tXFz
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
Now bluntly, I didn’t see either tweet until this guy made a point out of it. This is the tweet heard around the world with a staggering 6,000+ retweets:
Mitt Romney's first tweet on 9/11: twitter.com/MittRomney/sta… Barack Obama's: twitter.com/BarackObama/st…
— Kevin Eder (@keder) September 11, 2012
Another reaction:
Politics aside, tweeting about the election instead of 9/11 today is horrible PR. Whoever runs the @barackobama account sucks at their job.
— AG (@AG_Conservative) September 11, 2012
And he ended up being front and center in a Twitchy thread. Congrats!
Romney remembers 9/11 on Twitter as Obama disgracefully begs for campaign volunteers bit.ly/PZsuDd
— TwitchyTeam (@TwitchyTeam) September 11, 2012
And I congratulated him directly, here:
Hey @keder, @ag_conservative, if your ears are burning, here's why:twitchy.com/2012/09/11/rom…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
And later in the day, Obama finally says something about the day:
So the campaign tweet--breaking a promise not to campaign today--came 3 hours before your 9-11 tribute? @barackobama
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
And yes, they were breaking a promise:
Obama Breaks 9/11 Promise, Sends Clinton To Campaign For Him | Typical. bit.ly/RIqi1U
— Red Alert Politics (@RedAlert) September 11, 2012
And I confront 9-11 Trutherism, here:
Van Jones's trutherism is like a typical holocaust denier: it's fake, but they deserved it. Sigh @emile_husson @barackobama
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
And here:
Dear 9-11 truthers: the biggest hole in your theory is that it depends on government being, you know... competent.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
Remembering (click on the link to watch):
"The bullhorn speech"...President Bush at Ground Zero on 9/14/01: ow.ly/dCIzV#Sept11
— Prager University (@prageru) September 11, 2012
Embassy Riots
Early on I noticed a vagueness in the reports that an American movie dissing Obama existed. My doubts were apparently wrong, but there you go.
I am starting to think the movie they are rioting about in Egypt doesn't actually exist. israelnationalnews.com/wap/Item.aspx?…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
Popehat has his head on straight as usual:
I recognize that diplomats have to eat shit sandwiches.But the U.S. Embassy in Cairo is undermining core American values.Shame on them.
— Popehat (@Popehat) September 11, 2012
And my commentary on Freedom of Expression as part of Freedom of Religion:
Part of freedom of religion is freedom to criticize religion. These supposedly devout Muslims confess (cont) @blakehounshell @will_mccants
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
(cont) that they have NO FAITH in their fascist interpretation of Islam when they use violence to (cont) @blakehounshell @will_mccants
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
(cont) to suppress speech against their faith.@blakehounshell @will_mccants
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
But seriously speaking I am sick of the lack of seriousness when it comes to basics like free speech. @blakehounshell @will_mccants
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
Storming our embassy should have resulted in a bunch of dead rioters. @retief_99 @itseric @blakehounshell @will_mccants
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
And there is always room for mockery:
In Egypt it's sounding more and more like this youtube.com/watch?v=K08akO… @iowahawkblog: Hey, how 'bout that Arab Spring.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 11, 2012
@aaronworthing @blakehounshell @will_mccants I want to storm Skywalker Ranch in protest of the prequels.
— Matt Jones (@mjones99) September 11, 2012
And the shameful activity gets more shameful:
U.S. Embassy in Cairo Apologizes For Our Failure to Execute Blasphemerspopehat.com/2012/09/11/u-s…
— Popehat (@Popehat) September 12, 2012
I think this tweet is a little wrong. It’s allegedly a long trailer, not the movie itself. And in all honesty it looks like crap. Which is irrelevant for Free Expression purposes, but there you go:
Watch The Movie That Enraged Muslims Into Attacking The U.S. Embassy In Egypt patdollard.com/2012/09/watch-… #tcot @cair_national
— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) September 12, 2012
Memo to Islamists: You look rather insecure when you throw tantrums about a movie or a cartoon, And pathetically stupid. Grow up.
— Bill Hobbs (@billhobbs) September 12, 2012
Talking back to our idiot embassy twitter account:
It's not the place of the USgov to decide that certain speech is unacceptable. @usembassycairo
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
And calling them out:
Btw this is apparently our official, shameful twitter account for the Cairo embassy. @usembassycairo
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
I will add that since the speech in question was on a religious topic, to condemn it might even be unconstitutional @usembassycairo
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
Have you never heard of the endorsement test? Well u just endorsed a religious view. @usembassycairo
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
Lawyers know what I am talking about, but for the rest of you, the endorsement test is one of several tests of whether the government has violated the First Amendment’s religion clauses if they endorse a religious view or not:
The Establishment Clause prohibits government from making adherence to a religion relevant in any way to a person's standing in the political community. Government can run afoul of that prohibition in two principal ways. One is excessive entanglement with religious institutions, which may interfere with the independence of the institutions, give the institutions access to government or governmental powers not fully shared by nonadherents of the religion, and foster the creation of political constituencies defined along religious lines... The second and more direct infringement is government endorsement or disapproval of religion. Endorsement sends a message to nonadherents that they are outsiders, not full members of the political community, and an accompanying message to adherents that they are insiders, favored members of the political community. Disapproval sends the opposite message
Read it here (O’Connor’s concurrence.)
Iowahawk is more direct:
@usembassycairo fuck you, and every other State Dept hack who dares apologize for American citizens exercising their Constitutional rights.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 11, 2012
And I get sarcastic, too:
u know what hurts my feelings? Killing Americans & invading our embassies. How about u work on that? @usembassycairo twitter.com/AaronWorthing/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
Now we have morons at MSNBC suggesting a man should be prosecuted for peacefully engaging in free speech. m.newsbusters.org/blogs/mark-fin…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 12, 2012
Right on:
I am a Conservative: Better war to the death with the entire Muslim world than we stop a single utterance from Terry Jones or anyone else.
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) September 12, 2012
And mocking Egypt’s response:
Egypt to america: hey sorry about that riot, now ban that film or you'll get more of them nationalreview.com/corner/316681/…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
And Jake Tapper made a questionable joke:
Hmm... RT @bigjournalism: ABC News' Jake Tapper Makes Jewish Joke Over Mohammed Film bit.ly/RK3Evu
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
But I think sometimes you have to be forgiving on Twitter. Its only 140 characters:
Yeah I am going to give @jaketapper the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant to *mock* anti-semitism. @marychastain @bigjournalism
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
Dislike Obama but if killing Osama pisses someone off they are not our friends to begin with @ksmith474 @farasa7 @pablo4200
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
Why do we keep disarming the experts? 1st no guns @ ft hood & now this MT @amyvrwc: No live ammo 4 the Marines in Cairo bit.ly/Pme6nI
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
Meanwhile, I saw many conservative reacting badly to Obama declaring that Egypt is our ally, so I decided to be contrarian:
Obama has announced that Eygpt is our ally. Accordingly he will betray them, needlessly insult them, & refuse to meet w their leaders.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
Random:
Random thoughts, jokes, etc.
The worst thing abt this video is not that it's Obama reaching out to stoners... It's that it's not even slightly funny mediaite.com/online/obama-r…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
And not mine, but funny:
WINS Twitter! --> @imao_: I hear the DNC had a video tribute to Ted Kennedy, the only politician with a confirmed kill in the War on Women
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) September 5, 2012
And mine again:
When I was in school an incomplete score reads as a failure. @mittromney @barackobama
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 5, 2012
And you have to give credit where credit is due:
I have to admit, the dems have serious gonads to call carter as a speaker MT @terichristoph: Jimmy Carter is speaking at #DNC2012
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 3, 2012
And if you are wondering, I am a twitter pusher:
I'm a gateway drug to twittah! MT @conservetruth12: Now that I think about..all2bull is what finally brought me to Twit.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 3, 2012
Flashback: "#BrettKimberlin, the Speedway Bomber, got a default judgment by filing suit against a penniless man" patterico.com/2011/11/16/spe…
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 13, 2012
I don't understand the hate toward Tebow. All he does is wear his faith on his sleeve and ask nicely for women not to abort @twitchyteam
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) September 9, 2012
I suspect I will make this a regular feature, so I hope you enjoyed it.
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My wife and I have lost our jobs due to the harassment of convicted terrorist Brett Kimberlin, including an attempt to get us killed and to frame me for a crime carrying a sentence of up to ten years. I know that claim sounds fantastic, but if you read starting here, you will see absolute proof of these claims using documentary and video evidence. If you would like to help in the fight to hold Mr. Kimberlin accountable, please hit the Blogger’s Defense Team button on the right. And thank you.
Follow me at Twitter @aaronworthing, mostly for snark and site updates. And you can purchase my book (or borrow it for free if you have Amazon Prime), Archangel: A Novel of Alternate, Recent History here. And you can read a little more about my novel, here.
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Disclaimer:
I have accused some people, particularly Brett Kimberlin, of reprehensible conduct. In some cases, the conduct is even criminal. In all cases, the only justice I want is through the appropriate legal process—such as the criminal justice system. I do not want to see vigilante violence against any person or any threat of such violence. This kind of conduct is not only morally wrong, but it is counter-productive.
In the particular case of Brett Kimberlin, I do not want you to even contact him. Do not call him. Do not write him a letter. Do not write him an email. Do not text-message him. Do not engage in any kind of directed communication. I say this in part because under Maryland law, that can quickly become harassment and I don’t want that to happen to him.
And for that matter, don’t go on his property. Don’t sneak around and try to photograph him. Frankly try not to even be within his field of vision. Your behavior could quickly cross the line into harassment in that way too (not to mention trespass and other concerns).
And do not contact his organizations, either. And most of all, leave his family alone.
The only exception to all that is that if you are reporting on this, there is of course nothing wrong with contacting him for things like his official response to any stories you might report. And even then if he tells you to stop contacting him, obey that request. That this is a key element in making out a harassment claim under Maryland law—that a person asks you to stop and you refuse.
And let me say something else. In my heart of hearts, I don’t believe that any person supporting me has done any of the above. But if any of you have, stop it, and if you haven’t don’t start.
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